February 2012
5 tags
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
1 tag
2 tags
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
3 tags
mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
bigwheelskeeponturnin:
supdood:
i’m so frustrated right now
is it because you know trying to do my hair tomorrow is as difficult as braiding a birds nest filled with sea urchins
i can’t help how ugly i am
dont worry gurl i got you
2 tags
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
3 tags
4 tags
i’m so frustrated right now
6 tags
exit152:
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
3 tags
1 tag
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Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
3 tags
2 tags
bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
